Vanilla Coke Blogging

It’s days like this that make me realize why I don’t want to be a waiter forever

Here’s what I don’t get, you ever seen a man so drunk he forgot that he was wearing his shoes?  Neither have I, but I really think this should happen quite a bit as most guys shoes are just an entirely subconscious thing.  You never think how great it is to be wearing shoes, much less how awesome it is that somebody had the wisdom to design them for feet.   Another thing, somehow children’s tax credit depends on income.  It would be so much better to make it dependent on actual need, I mean, look, I drink more on an average day than most guys I know drink in a week and yet, wait, I wasn’t talking about that, was I?  Here, pour me another one, I’ll tell you why I am convinced that meat is basically just concentrated grain.