The Acoustic Guitar Lesson From The Park Wizard

January 25, 2010 8:32 am admin Arts

Once I was walking through the park and the strangest thing happened. Some guy that looked like he hadn’t shaved or showered in about ten years came up to me out of the blue and asked me if I wanted an acoustic guitar lesson. He had about twenty gorgeous women following him, so I happily accepted his offer. He had an extra guitar, and told me some long convoluted story about how he met this magic elf and was given this magical guitar which would make all his dreams come true, and that he had the power to bestow his gift onto an apprentice if he thought that was necessary. Of course, I didn’t believe a word of it, I just wanted to play the guitar and maybe get in with some of those girls.